Pooems

Authors: Kes Gray & David Tazzyman

Interest age: from c 3 years | Picture storybooks | Poetry (Children's / Teenage) | Humorous stories (Children's / Teenage)

Published on 29^th January 2026 by Hachette Children's Group (Hodder Children's Books) in the United Kingdom.

Paperback / softback | 32 pages
244mm x 245mm x 5mm | 178g

Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too! A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog!When gorillas are full of bananasThey don't just go to the loo.

They swing from their nest,They beat on their chest,And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!!But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it's sitting on your toilet?Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children giggling!